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Conjecture Countdown: One more day!
by Alisha Karabinus 
{ Jul 10th 2007 at 10:40AM }
With only one more day of waiting before the debut of the diminished E3, we've decided to get serious and offer up some real predictions about what we will -- and won't -- see at the show. Check after the jump for the breakdown, by writer, of the good, the bad, and the ugly sides of our E3 hopes and fears.
Conjecture Countdown: One more day!
by David Hinkle { Jul 10th 2007 at 10:35AM }
With only one more day of waiting before the debut of the diminished E3, we've decided to get serious and offer up some real predictions about what we will -- and won't -- see at the show. Check after the jump for the breakdown, by writer, of the good, the bad, and the ugly sides of our E3 hopes and fears.
Conjecture Countdown: 2 days to go
by Eric Caoili { Jul 9th 2007 at 11:30AM }
Rumor: The dentist game we've all been expecting since Nintendo first revealed the Wii remote will finally be announced. Titled Open Wide, this orthodontic release will feature minigames like filling cavities and fleecing parents out of thousands of dollars by recommending that their children wear braces for the next decade. Though you'll be able to trade dental x-rays with your friends, online multiplayer support will not be included. According to developers, working with Nintendo's WiFi connection was like pulling teeth. Har har har!
Conjecture Countdown: 2 days to go
by Eric Caoili { Jul 9th 2007 at 10:45AM }
Rumor: With all the worthwhile (and many worthless) licenses already snatched up, videogame publishers are forced to scrape the bottom of the barrel for this year's holiday releases: Alexis de Tocqueville's Democracy in America and Rapcat.
Conjecture Countdown: 3 days to go
by JC Fletcher { Jul 8th 2007 at 12:30PM }
Rumor: Iwata's face will appear much younger this year, for some reason.
Conjecture Countdown: 3 days to go
by JC Fletcher { Jul 8th 2007 at 12:30PM }
Rumor: Carnival Games' price point will be announced: free if you can knock down all the milk bottles.
Conjecture Countdown: 4 days to go
by JC Fletcher { Jul 7th 2007 at 11:15AM }
Rumor: Hoping to get in on the non-game bonanza, a small Japanese developer will reveal their new brain training game. However, it'll just be a hasty reworking of the shooter they were working on, with a quiz at the end of every level asking you how many shots were fired.
Conjecture Countdown: 4 days to go
by JC Fletcher { Jul 7th 2007 at 11:15AM }
Rumor: Nintendo will introduce a new Wiimote-based chat interface called the Semaphore Channel.
Conjecture Countdown: 5 days to go
by JC Fletcher { Jul 6th 2007 at 10:40AM }
Rumor: Super Smash Bros. Brawl's online mode will be revealed! It's an online store in which you can purchase different-colored ties for Donkey Kong.
Conjecture Countdown: 5 days to go
by JC Fletcher { Jul 6th 2007 at 10:40AM }
Rumor: No Nintendo games on iPhone, but the iPhone menu will be released for DS. No programs, just a non-functioning menu interface.
Conjecture Countdown: 6 days to go
by Alisha Karabinus { Jul 5th 2007 at 10:45AM }
Rumor: Reggie will talk about kicking ass. He may even mention taking names.
Conjecture Countdown: 6 days to go
by Alisha Karabinus { Jul 5th 2007 at 10:35AM }
Rumor: It's not just Super Smash Bros. Brawl -- none of the Nintendo-developed or published games will be playable, except for a 30 second demo of Wii Music.
Conjecture Countdown: 7 days to go
by Alisha Karabinus { Jul 4th 2007 at 11:15AM }
Even with a diminished E3, there's no controlling the wave of rumors that hit the Internet every year before the show. Why fight it? From now until E3 hits, we'll be posting one piece of wild speculation every day. Some may be patently ridiculous, and others just might turn out to be true. Even some of the ridiculous ones might turn out to be true! Rest assured, everything will be totally made-up and unfounded. Except, of course, when we speak about all the ass Reggie is going to kick. That part? Totally true.
Rumor: More language training games will be announced, by Ubisoft and others, but no one will manage to hit the one that we want with a Japanese training game. Suspiro.
Conjecture Countdown: 7 days to go
by Alisha Karabinus { Jul 4th 2007 at 11:15AM }
Even with a diminished E3, there's no controlling the wave of rumors that hit the Internet every year before the show. Why fight it? From now until E3 hits, we'll be posting one piece of wild speculation every day. Some may be patently ridiculous, and others just might turn out to be true. Even some of the ridiculous ones might turn out to be true! Rest assured, everything will be totally made-up and unfounded. Except, of course, when we speak about all the ass Reggie is going to kick. That part? Totally true.
Rumor: Nintendo will announce some games that are small. Perhaps even ... mini.
(perhaps it would be more ridiculous if we said they weren't planning on this ....)
Rumor: Nintendo will announce some games that are small. Perhaps even ... mini.
(perhaps it would be more ridiculous if we said they weren't planning on this ....)
Conjecture Countdown: 8 days to go
by Eric Caoili { Jul 3rd 2007 at 10:40AM }
Even with a diminished E3, there's no controlling the wave of rumors that hit the Internet every year before the show. Why fight it? From now until E3 hits, we'll be posting one piece of wild speculation every day. Some may be patently ridiculous, and others just might turn out to be true. Even some of the ridiculous ones might turn out to be true! Rest assured, everything will be totally made-up and unfounded. Except, of course, when we speak about all the ass Reggie is going to kick. That part? Totally true.
Rumor: Having peeked into the distant and dystopian future of December 2007 through the mystic arts of augury and tea leaf reading, we've discerned several Assist Trophy characters that are guaranteed to appear in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Take care, young readers, as you pull back the curtain that separates your eager eyes from what lies beyond the post break. Once you've known the truths that destiny has planned, you can never unknow them!
Rumor: Having peeked into the distant and dystopian future of December 2007 through the mystic arts of augury and tea leaf reading, we've discerned several Assist Trophy characters that are guaranteed to appear in Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Take care, young readers, as you pull back the curtain that separates your eager eyes from what lies beyond the post break. Once you've known the truths that destiny has planned, you can never unknow them!
