Joystiq [Nintendo]

First appearance: Super Mario Bros.

Relatives and variants: Blooper Nanny & Babies, Gooper Blooper, Jumping Blooper

Special characteristics: quickly switches directions underwater, can apparently fly around the air and do whatever the hell it wants in The Lost Levels

Blooper is no stranger to the Mario universe, having taken many of his lives in underwater levels, but he is currently best known for that stuff that blinds you in Mario Kart Wii. Receiving Blooper from an item block allows you to squirt your opponents, blackening their models and covering their screens with dark ink. It's supposed to be all in good fun, but coupled with a couple of POWs and a blue spiny shell, Blooper's ink will pee on your parade. 23/07/08