Joystiq [Nintendo]

Angry Piano

Admit it, you trickled a little bit in your pants when you first saw this vampiric instrument unexpectedly come clanging to life as you guided Mario in search of the power stars of Big Boo's Haunt. You thought you'd pull up the bench and tap out one of Chopin's charming piano sonatas, have a nice little rest from such toilsome adventuring, but instead you had to pause for a change of undergarments. Thankfully, that 8th red coin lay hidden beneath its terrible clavier, a meager recompense for having soiled yourself.

04/08/08