Joystiq [Nintendo]

Job experience: Mario Teaches Typing series (PC, 1991), Mario's Early Years series (PC, 1994)

With a star powerup, it's a good bet that Mario could type a couple hundred words per minute. Seems like it'd be hard with those bulky white gloves he wears, doesn't it? Nope, it's not. He types like a champ, and could probably teach you a thing or three about the intricacies of QWERTY.

By the way, this one is rated "Kids to Adults" by the ESRB in case, you know, you're an adult who wants to figure out what a keyboard is, but can't do it without the help of that little Nintendo guy who jumps on things. 09/07/08