Joystiq [Nintendo]

Baker

Job experience: Yoshi's Cookie (NES, 1992), Tetris DS (DS, 2006)

Whoa! Easy there, Yoshi. These are premium confections baked by a-me, Mario. In case there was any doubt, the toque on my head and this double-breasted jacket I'm wearing are an indication of my studious experience in the culinary arts. I'm also very portly, which automatically grants me a refined palate and discerning eye when it comes to the aesthetic quality of baked goods. Of course, my appearance in this game has little to do with marketing, but rather with my extensive repertoire of saccharine desserts. Eat your heart out, Cooking Mama.

09/07/08