Joystiq [Nintendo]

Super Mario Bros. 87

Now here is a game senior citizens can relate to. Nevermind shaking up that Wii box and getting all arthritic, let's just sit back and play a nice, quiet game of euchre or marbles. We'll wind up the phonograph, maybe spin Louis Armstrong at 45 rpms if we're feeling saucy, then watch Jeopardy! reruns while we eat Swanson TV dinners. Just before bed while we're sipping warm milk with vanilla wafers and tapioca pudding we'll reminisce about those old Mario Men and how energetic they were, jumping to and fro like Mexican beans and always rescuing that young princess from Warts and the other turtle guys.

(Super Mario Bros. 87 original boxart by eyescovered)

21/08/08