Joystiq [Nintendo]

Princess Daisy

I am blue-eyed, red-haired royalty looking to find a servant who can obey my every command. I look good playing a variety of sports, including but not limited to baseball, tennis and soccer. I also drive a mean go-kart. If you insinuate anything about me being a tomboy, there will be harm done to your family. My ex- is poor-tempered, and he drives a war machine.

My ideal man has a trust fund.

If you meet these demands, I can be coerced by sizeable nuggets of turquoise, or satin white gloves. I can never have enough gloves. Send your gifts to THE CASTLE, P.O. Box 256 Sarasaland 45021.

I like being treated like royalty, mostly because I am. If you're the more adventurous type, I can occasionally be excited by spontaneous kidnapping. Just don't bring me daisies.

24/10/08