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Captain Maple Syrup

Full-figured, seafaring redhead is ready for danger and swashbuckling on the open waters. In addition to demonstrating spiritual companionship, candidates must be able to hoist a sail and scrub decks aboard the S.S. Tea Cup as a deckhand for the Black Sugar Pirates. Must have some interest in pillaging stray vessels and living a life of piracy. I hope one day to drop anchors and fold up my map, but there is much loot to steal before that happens. My favorite things to do on the seven seas are drinking and swearing. I am a worldly woman who would rather not waste her time on a greasy landlubber. Every minute lost is another treasure sunken. I don't need another dinghy slowing me down, so unless you're a real fine catch or Blackbeard himself, don't blow yr cannons.

24/10/08