Here's what you'll Just Dance to

by JC Fletcher { Oct 26th 2009 at 5:45PM }

So, you've just purchased Just Dance, hypothetically, and you're ready to pick up your Wiimote and humiliate yourself thoroughly -- even more than you did at the store. Good news! The track list is, in fact, profoundly embarrassing. We're not music snobs or anything, but there's something on this list guaranteed to make everyone feel bad.

How embarrassing is the Just Dance selection? Try New Kids on the Block's "Step By Step." It's "Step By Step" embarrassing. It's "Who Let the Dogs Out" embarrassing. But at least it doesn't have Britney Spears's "Womanizer," right?

It's got a cover of "Womanizer." Slink past the post break to see the list.

Gallery: Just Dance

Calvin Harris - "Acceptable in the 80's"
Elvis Presley - "A Little Less Conversation"
Divine Brown - "Bebe"
Kylie Minogue - "Can't Get You Out of My Head"
Rednex - "Cotton Eye Joe"
Katy Perry - "Hot n' Cold"
Gorillaz - "Dare"
Survivor (Rocky) - "Eye of the Tiger"
Irene Cara (cover) - "Fame"
The B 52's - "Funplex CSS"
Blur - "Girls and Boys"
Cyndi Lauper - "Girls Just Want to Have Fun"
Dee-Lite - "Groove is in the Heart"
Blondie - "Heart of Glass"
The Beach Boys - "I Get Around"
Reel To Real - "I Like to Move It"
Caesars - "Jerk it Out"
Fat Boy Slim - "Jin Go Lo Ba"
Kim Wilde - "Kids in America"
Chic - "Le Freak"
Iggy Pop - "Louie Louie"
The Presidents Of The USA - "Lump"
Dee Dee Sharp - "Mashed Potato Time"
Technotronic - "Pump up the Jam"
Anita Ward - "Ring My Bell"
New Kids On The Block - "Step by Step"
The Trashmen - "Surfin' Bird"
KC & The Sunshine Band - "That's the Way (I Like It)"
MC Hammer - "U Can't Touch This"
The Spice Girls - "Wannabe"
Baha Men - "Who Let the Dogs Out?"
Britney Spears (cover) - "Womanizer"

Tags: dance, just-dance, music, ubisoft

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

Apollo @ Oct 26th 2009 6:27PM

DARE!!!!!!!

Instant buy! :P

traceur_ryuk_shinigami @ Oct 26th 2009 8:20PM

Not a single good song on that list.

The only song I have on my iPod is "Surfin' Bird" for comedic purposes, of course.

JeremyR @ Oct 26th 2009 11:45PM

The sad thing is, that's a better sound track than DJ Hero. At least it's got some (albeit not much) actual dance music in it, not just mashups of rock and rap songs.

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