Joyswag: Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story prize pack [update]

Don't let the horrible snapshot above (sorry!) fool you: This edition of Joyswag features quite the prize pack. One lucky reader will receive not only a copy of Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story, but also a pair of cute little plushie dolls and a backpack to hide them from whomever would be embarrassed to know you had such things.
- Leave a comment telling us what you think is inside of Bowser (our guess: cotton candy)
- You must be 18 years or older and a resident of the US or Canada (excluding Quebec)
- Limit 1 entry per person per day
- This entry period ends at 3:00PM ET on Thursday, October 1
- At that time, we'll randomly select one winner to receive Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story ($35 ARV), a plushie Mario ($20 ARV) and Bowser ($20 ARV), and one Bowser's Inside Story backpack ($20 ARV)
- For a list of complete rules, click here










Reader Comments (Page 1 of 18)
MrTyzik @ Sep 25th 2009 2:05PM
FIRE! There is a LOT of fire inside Bowser!
BidoofAloof @ Sep 25th 2009 2:05PM
I would guess kittens.
Kaoz @ Sep 25th 2009 2:05PM
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BelievingWolf @ Sep 25th 2009 2:07PM
Bowser is filled with pure awesome.
Bronco-fan @ Sep 25th 2009 2:07PM
His secret love for Mario.
Roto13 @ Sep 25th 2009 2:09PM
poop.
Paul Avery @ Sep 25th 2009 2:13PM
Heart-Burn.
Dopple Boppler @ Sep 25th 2009 2:12PM
The nightmare hearts of children the world over.
bhengh @ Sep 25th 2009 2:13PM
lamp oil
Suichimo @ Sep 25th 2009 2:14PM
Luigi.
Luigi is never with Mario when he defeats Bowser and if by some miracle its Luigi that gets to beat on him it could all be a fabrication, no one but Luigi and "Bowser" are there to witness.
We all know Luigi has a secret hatred for Mario and it could explain why he keeps kidnapping the Princess as well.
oldgamer @ Sep 25th 2009 2:14PM
I would imagine that inside of Bowser you would find lots of Pizza. What kind of Pizza - Pizza with extra mushrooms of course
RAWRzilla @ Sep 25th 2009 2:25PM
Inside Bowser you will find a lot of mushy feelings for Princess Peach, rampant jealousy of Mario, and a vague recollection of "That Green Guy."
Shock @ Sep 25th 2009 2:15PM
Mario & Luigi? Odd things?
Poo? I'mma go with poo.
eugaet @ Sep 25th 2009 2:17PM
Bowser guts. DUH.
Harukio @ Sep 25th 2009 2:17PM
Inside Bowser?
A small crying turtle.
Inside the small crying turtle?
...
FIRE!
Author X @ Sep 25th 2009 2:18PM
That strange emotion we humans call "wuv"
Holly Green @ Sep 25th 2009 2:27PM
Asbestos, duh!
jrburke99 @ Sep 26th 2009 7:20PM
He is filled with turtle meat....like Gamera.
Cozmo @ Sep 25th 2009 2:20PM
Gas.
rosemo @ Sep 25th 2009 2:20PM
A heart of gold.
Jeffrey @ Sep 25th 2009 2:20PM
I think there's gold inside browser. haha.
jsmith304 @ Sep 25th 2009 2:21PM
Probably koopas in there. Yes, Bowser's a cannibal.
chuieeee @ Sep 25th 2009 2:21PM
im thinking some pepperoni goomba pizzas.
Noxstryx @ Sep 25th 2009 2:22PM
Lots and Lots of Stars.
Liz @ Sep 25th 2009 2:24PM
My guess, mushrooms.
Hopper @ Sep 25th 2009 2:24PM
The season of Heroes that is actually good.
Gregzilla @ Sep 25th 2009 3:03PM
I'm guessing his diary. That's the safest place to put it, what with all the obvious love notes he writes in there.
RingmasterJ5 @ Sep 25th 2009 6:56PM
Kirby. What else do you think that mushroom was made of?
Nathan Evans @ Sep 25th 2009 2:28PM
Jimmy Hoffa.
radamo @ Sep 26th 2009 9:45PM
The inside of Bowser is a small goomba. Upon x-ray of Bowser's insides, Dr. Mario once found the goomba holding a sign stating "sorry, the vital organs are in a different body."
MrSodium @ Sep 25th 2009 2:30PM
Asbestos?
Nathan @ Sep 25th 2009 2:30PM
The Koopalings
GohanGVO @ Sep 25th 2009 2:31PM
Love.
Markez @ Sep 25th 2009 2:31PM
pure evil!
Curaga @ Sep 25th 2009 2:32PM
infinite bowsers inside of bowsers
Hoopla @ Sep 25th 2009 2:33PM
Inside of bowser there is clearly some sort of "Demintonal rift", witch causes any emotinalfeelings of happiness or fuilfilment to be lost. That is also the cause of why bowser is who he is, its sad really.
gordon @ Sep 25th 2009 2:34PM
Peaches and toadstools.
Mune @ Sep 25th 2009 2:36PM
Enough food being digested to feed a third world country (yum).
Drahken @ Sep 25th 2009 2:36PM
There are exactly two things inside Bowser, and I'll tell you what they are: Piss and vinegar.
jeffm227 @ Sep 25th 2009 2:50PM
fun and magic and pixie dust!
Cyprien @ Sep 25th 2009 2:38PM
It's the other castle our Princess is in.
teeuhhxoxo @ Sep 25th 2009 2:39PM
Cotton. Duh.
Jared Greenwald @ Sep 25th 2009 2:41PM
clearly Mario & Luigi are inside at least according to the ads
LeftySings429 @ Sep 25th 2009 2:41PM
That's easy considering is love of the Princess....PEACH JUICE!!
cytorak @ Sep 25th 2009 2:41PM
A Starite
rachel @ Sep 25th 2009 3:20PM
fire!!
Josh @ Sep 25th 2009 2:42PM
Beer. And maybe a little bit of coffee.
Chris @ Sep 25th 2009 2:44PM
Probly candy corns.
j.howlett @ Sep 25th 2009 2:44PM
fire and rage
Courtney @ Sep 25th 2009 2:45PM
Mario!