Joyswag: Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story prize pack [update]

by David Hinkle { Sep 25th 2009 at 2:00PM }

Update: Contest is closed! Keep an eye on your email to see if you won! Thanks for playing!

Don't let the horrible snapshot above (sorry!) fool you: This edition of Joyswag features quite the prize pack. One lucky reader will receive not only a copy of Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story, but also a pair of cute little plushie dolls and a backpack to hide them from whomever would be embarrassed to know you had such things.

Leave a comment telling us what you think is inside of Bowser (our guess: cotton candy)
You must be 18 years or older and a resident of the US or Canada (excluding Quebec)
Limit 1 entry per person per day
This entry period ends at 3:00PM ET on Thursday, October 1
At that time, we'll randomly select one winner to receive Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story ($35 ARV), a plushie Mario ($20 ARV) and Bowser ($20 ARV), and one Bowser's Inside Story backpack ($20 ARV)
For a list of complete rules, click here

Tags: alpha-dream, alphadream, joyswag, mario-and-luigi, mario-and-luigi-bowsers-inside-story

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 18)

MrTyzik @ Sep 25th 2009 2:05PM

FIRE! There is a LOT of fire inside Bowser!

BidoofAloof @ Sep 25th 2009 2:05PM

I would guess kittens.

Kaoz @ Sep 25th 2009 2:05PM

tums

BelievingWolf @ Sep 25th 2009 2:07PM

Bowser is filled with pure awesome.

Bronco-fan @ Sep 25th 2009 2:07PM

His secret love for Mario.

Roto13 @ Sep 25th 2009 2:09PM

poop.

Paul Avery @ Sep 25th 2009 2:13PM

Heart-Burn.

Dopple Boppler @ Sep 25th 2009 2:12PM

The nightmare hearts of children the world over.

bhengh @ Sep 25th 2009 2:13PM

lamp oil

Suichimo @ Sep 25th 2009 2:14PM

Luigi.

Luigi is never with Mario when he defeats Bowser and if by some miracle its Luigi that gets to beat on him it could all be a fabrication, no one but Luigi and "Bowser" are there to witness.

We all know Luigi has a secret hatred for Mario and it could explain why he keeps kidnapping the Princess as well.

oldgamer @ Sep 25th 2009 2:14PM

I would imagine that inside of Bowser you would find lots of Pizza. What kind of Pizza - Pizza with extra mushrooms of course

RAWRzilla @ Sep 25th 2009 2:25PM

Inside Bowser you will find a lot of mushy feelings for Princess Peach, rampant jealousy of Mario, and a vague recollection of "That Green Guy."

Shock @ Sep 25th 2009 2:15PM

Mario & Luigi? Odd things?

Poo? I'mma go with poo.

eugaet @ Sep 25th 2009 2:17PM

Bowser guts. DUH.

Harukio @ Sep 25th 2009 2:17PM

Inside Bowser?

A small crying turtle.

Inside the small crying turtle?

...

FIRE!

Author X @ Sep 25th 2009 2:18PM

That strange emotion we humans call "wuv"

Holly Green @ Sep 25th 2009 2:27PM

Asbestos, duh!

jrburke99 @ Sep 26th 2009 7:20PM

He is filled with turtle meat....like Gamera.

Cozmo @ Sep 25th 2009 2:20PM

Gas.

rosemo @ Sep 25th 2009 2:20PM

A heart of gold.

Jeffrey @ Sep 25th 2009 2:20PM

I think there's gold inside browser. haha.

jsmith304 @ Sep 25th 2009 2:21PM

Probably koopas in there. Yes, Bowser's a cannibal.

chuieeee @ Sep 25th 2009 2:21PM

im thinking some pepperoni goomba pizzas.

Noxstryx @ Sep 25th 2009 2:22PM

Lots and Lots of Stars.

Liz @ Sep 25th 2009 2:24PM

My guess, mushrooms.

Hopper @ Sep 25th 2009 2:24PM

The season of Heroes that is actually good.

Gregzilla @ Sep 25th 2009 3:03PM

I'm guessing his diary. That's the safest place to put it, what with all the obvious love notes he writes in there.

RingmasterJ5 @ Sep 25th 2009 6:56PM

Kirby. What else do you think that mushroom was made of?

Nathan Evans @ Sep 25th 2009 2:28PM

Jimmy Hoffa.

radamo @ Sep 26th 2009 9:45PM

The inside of Bowser is a small goomba. Upon x-ray of Bowser's insides, Dr. Mario once found the goomba holding a sign stating "sorry, the vital organs are in a different body."

MrSodium @ Sep 25th 2009 2:30PM

Asbestos?

Nathan @ Sep 25th 2009 2:30PM

The Koopalings

GohanGVO @ Sep 25th 2009 2:31PM

Love.

Markez @ Sep 25th 2009 2:31PM

pure evil!

Curaga @ Sep 25th 2009 2:32PM

infinite bowsers inside of bowsers

Hoopla @ Sep 25th 2009 2:33PM

Inside of bowser there is clearly some sort of "Demintonal rift", witch causes any emotinalfeelings of happiness or fuilfilment to be lost. That is also the cause of why bowser is who he is, its sad really.