One
Zelda fan discovered that McDonalds had
selected a very special Chicken Selects strip for him: one that bears a resemblance to the Ocarina of Time from, well,
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The one on the right is the chicken strip -- we know it can be hard to tell the two near-identical images apart. After holding the treasure aloft and singing the classic
Zelda "You Found an Item" fanfare (we are approximately 100% certain this happened), the lucky owner of the magical instrument ...
-shaped chicken strip decided to share his good fortune. By putting it on eBay.
Despite starting bidding at a reasonable (for a legendary artifact) $25, nobody bid on 0iz0's
auction for some old food. Now what is he to do? How does one dispose of something like this?
[Thanks, George!]
{ Jul 6th 2009 at 12:45PM } 
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
MystileArmor @ Jul 6th 2009 12:58PM
He should've just thrown in a freebie like worn underwear, that always seems to get a couple of hits.
nnahas @ Jul 6th 2009 12:58PM
He must consume it and become one with Link.
Dreganfyre @ Jul 6th 2009 1:00PM
Referring to the guy behind the counter as a "late night, tired, acne infested teenage boy" is a bit harsh when you're the type of guy who puts a vaguely mystical instrument-shaped chicken strip on eBay for $25.
Go1denchi1d @ Jul 6th 2009 1:04PM
He should of drilled holes into it, hollowed it out, and then played a tune which he could have included with his item.
Courtney @ Jul 6th 2009 1:15PM
Ah, he didn't post any buyer questions, those are usually the best parts of these auctions.
KaBob799 @ Jul 6th 2009 1:30PM
I have heard of a mystical power called cooking which allows you to shape food with your own hands.
Storm Eagle::The Blood Edge @ Jul 6th 2009 1:40PM
I am Error *strikethrough* Stupid.
S. Tiger @ Jul 6th 2009 4:45PM
Storm Eagle got BlazBlue lol.
isotrex @ Jul 6th 2009 2:05PM
Duh?! Selling it on ebay?! ROFL >_>
Now, he'll die of hunger for not eating the chicken strip.
Or maybe Link will find it and somehow unlock its mystical powers.
CHICKENNN!!! KAPOWWW!!!
natureboy46 @ Jul 6th 2009 2:30PM
Ocarina, bah!
He should've tried to sell it as a submarine-shaped chicken product.
Nook @ Jul 6th 2009 10:04PM
I'd encase it in a clear epoxy or something like that and then play the song of time, then repost ad on ebay.
timeless approach.
Giant_Gamer @ Jul 7th 2009 12:26PM
On the News Tonight: Tragedy happen late yesterday when a video game fanatic dressed up as his favourite character took his own life by ingesting part of a 7 year old piece of chicken. At one time this food item was up for bid on E-Bay, But as no one bid for this item for a few years the Diluted Video Game fanatic deiced to dress up and try to play a song on the rotten food item. If it were not for the you-tube video hes was attempting to film at the time, The police would have surly have concluded that this was a case of suicide.
Comtar @ Jul 7th 2009 12:29PM
Hate to say, but it'd make more money right now if it looked like Michael Jackson.