The DS Life: Prank call

Midas wasn't sure what he should do when the phone, which sat unattended across from him, began to beep. His father left the handset on the chair before stepping away for a moment, and Midas was too young to know what the appropriate action would be for situations such as these.
Would it be rude if he answered the phone? How would he explain to the caller that his father was currently indisposed? What exactly does "indisposed" mean, anyway?
Children aren't known for their patience, so it was only a few seconds before Midas hopped off his chair, peeked at the mobile's screen to see if it was a number he recognized, and lifted the phone to his ear.
"Moshi moshi?"
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Crass @ Sep 4th 2008 12:13AM
LOL Awesome picture.
Better hope Daddy has some nice screen protectors on that DS.
SephFinale @ Sep 4th 2008 1:11AM
I think I get it...and then I don't think I get it. D;
chibi_wings @ Sep 4th 2008 1:33AM
moshi moshi. lol. nice.
Plokosh @ Sep 4th 2008 12:59PM
ha ha ha, awesome pic!
moshi moshi, hadn't heard that in a while :D
aj @ Sep 4th 2008 11:50PM
This reminds me of a quote from Eugene Mirman:
"They say that kids say the darndest things, but you would too if you had no education."
Ross @ Sep 16th 2008 12:26PM
Daddy has a pink DS.