Your daily dose of Alton Brown (oh, and that Iron Chef game)

by Alisha Karabinus { Aug 24th 2008 at 5:00PM }

If you wanted a dose of Alton Brown on your Wii -- as some of you unashamedly admitted -- then know that today will be the very best Sunday you'll experience all week long. Why? Observe the superior visage above ... the thoughtful pose and noble brow. Yes, dear reader, it is he: Alton Brown. Destineer released character portraits for some of Iron Chef America's key players as part of the promotion for the upcoming Iron Chef America: Supreme Cuisine, and Alton Brown has his place there, along with three of the chefs.

The excitement doesn't end there, either -- if they've got a portrait in our gallery below, then they'll be fully voiced in the game, so you'll get to hear Brown calling the shots (and hear Mario Batali and others describing their dishes) when the game is released this fall.

Gallery: Iron Chef America: Supreme Cuisine

[Via press release]

Tags: cooking, destineer, iron-chef, simulation, supreme-cuisine

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

Lasher702 @ Aug 24th 2008 5:50PM

They made Alton look like Bowser from the Super Mario Movie...................

DaisukeKiriyama @ Aug 24th 2008 5:58PM

That's not necessarily a bad thing...

Adam @ Aug 24th 2008 6:33PM

that looks nothing like Alton Brown >:[

lorddshadow @ Aug 24th 2008 6:44PM

what did they do to alton???!!! oh noes!!!

mykie @ Aug 24th 2008 7:20PM

They're missing the giant mole on his left cheek.

Jody Anthony (gamertag and psn: JodyAnthony) @ Aug 24th 2008 7:22PM

i dont care how terrible this game is, i am buying a copy for myself and everyone i know that has a wii.

alton brown is my idol

ronald.raygun @ Aug 24th 2008 8:01PM

alton brown is the man who knows everything about what may go in my mouth, no fellatio jokes please. he is my idol as well, well along with anthony bourdain.

anyway that is creepy and does look like dennis hopper king koopa with the hair at least.

red13 @ Aug 24th 2008 8:22PM

I never knew he was cross-eyed

Abscissa @ Aug 24th 2008 11:54PM

Good Eats > Iron Chef America
Heck,
Iron Chef > Iron Chef America

samfish @ Aug 25th 2008 2:01AM

Who the fuck is Alton Brown?

ChibiKawase @ Aug 25th 2008 2:22AM

Alton Brown is secretly M-M-M-M-Max Headroom?

lordwindowlicker @ Aug 25th 2008 5:46AM

PLEASE!! PLEASE GOD IN HEAVEN, LET THIS GAME BE GOOD!! PLEASE... GIVE ME TUMOR IF YOU MUST, JUST LET THIS GAME NOT SUCK!!!

Because... I'm going to buy it either way (sigh).
(rocks back and forth humming the Good Eats theme)

Lordwindowlicker @ Aug 25th 2008 5:47AM

lordwindowlicker @ Aug 25th 2008 5:48AM

lordwindowlicker @ Aug 25th 2008 5:49AM

Wow, Triple post...
damn you internet!

SuburbGuerrilla @ Aug 25th 2008 11:01AM

hurray, no Bobby Flay!!!

I hate that douche

eddy @ Aug 25th 2008 2:17PM

Haw! Thought I was the only one. My hatred of him really stems from the first Iron Chef challenge he ever did when he kept bitching about getting electrocuted and then jumped up on his cutting board at the end. Total douche.

Alton's the man, though. Even if he's covering something that I don't particularly find tasty or appealing, he makes it interesting.

Steve G @ Aug 25th 2008 3:41PM

That picture is supremely frightening.

Your daily dose of Alton Brown (oh, and that Iron Chef game)

Gallery: Iron Chef America: Supreme Cuisine