Tenchu IV to feature kittens, might be the best game ever
by David Hinkle 
{ Jul 23rd 2008 at 1:15PM }
While it may look like some Laser Cats to most of you, us history buffs know that Lasers were not discovered in Japan until 1714, much later than when Tenchu IV takes place. So, these cats can't shoot lasers, but they can do other awesome things. Like look cute and distract enemies.Thinking of a ninja's arsenal, kittens don't really come to mind. They're prone to make noise (which could mean certain death for a ninja) and they take up a lot of space in a satchel. This space could be used for more deadly ninja stars. But, hey, we're not complaining. We love kittens. Even the fake kind in video games.
Gallery: Tenchu 4
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Shaq-Fu @ Jul 23rd 2008 1:27PM
*MIGHT* be the best game ever?
I find your lack of faith disturbing
velocitySTRIKE @ Jul 23rd 2008 2:36PM
Dude, what's that from? I've heard it somewhere...
Shaq-Fu @ Jul 23rd 2008 4:02PM
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
CJLopez @ Jul 23rd 2008 2:45PM
Wow, i had forgotten of this game already. Thanks for refresing me
And kittens, much like what porn mags do on MGS4 huh
Mike @ Jul 23rd 2008 2:52PM
Is this a Kitten based ninja game or a ninja based kitten game?
Either way I'm in.
Dan Davis @ Jul 23rd 2008 4:15PM
I've been saying for years how there's not nearly enough pussy in today's games :P
CJLopez @ Jul 24th 2008 1:08PM
loooool, good one!!!!