Homebrew returns just in time for WiiBrator
As soon as Nintendo released its anti-Twilight Hack patch in an attempt to stifle the Wii's homebrew scene, programmers set to work on finding vulnerabilities with the new firmware. They understood that there was more at stake than just homemade applications and games -- the very future of Wii teledildonics was at risk.Fortunately, an update re-enabling the Twilight Hack was put out just in time for Team DWiildo's WiiBrator release. We're sure you can figure out how it works. Of course, PC applications interfacing with the Wii remote have provided similar functions in the past, but this "advanced vibrator simulator" is actually run through Nintendo's console.
We, uh, haven't tried out the technology demo ourselves, but it sounds like an excellent alternative to spending $50+ at the local Hustler shop for a buzzing piece of cheap, fluorescent-colored plastic. Team Dwiildo also has intriguing ideas for upcoming versions, including an image slideshow and online support for up to 32 players. Ambitious!
If you decide to try out the WiiBrator program, Team Dwiildo suggests that you use the remote jacket for enhanced comfort. Also, they very much advise against using the application with either the Wii Zapper or Wii Wheel peripherals attached.
See also: ShiatsuCube: Homebrew happy endings
[Via DCEmu]
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
BDR @ Jun 22nd 2008 6:04PM
So in short, if you get home and find a sticky Wiimote, drop it ASAP.
Perverted @ Jun 23rd 2008 1:07PM
You mean if it's sticky lick it ASAP ;)
Undead Priest @ Jun 22nd 2008 6:16PM
*coughs to try and break up the awkward feel in the air*
Hafk @ Jun 22nd 2008 6:41PM
Wow, this game is four player!
CubeGuy @ Jun 22nd 2008 10:03PM
Ow.
musicman65000 @ Jun 22nd 2008 7:02PM
WoW, guys! Slow news day? "an excellent alternative"!?! Simply, WoW!
HellsHammer @ Jun 22nd 2008 9:28PM
Haha, play Warcraft much?
Also, let's add REZ compatibility to this thingy, shall we?
Josh @ Jun 22nd 2008 7:20PM
"Tags: adult, sex-toy, team-dwiildo, vibrator, wiibrator"
Hahahahahahahhahaha.
Q-Kid-Kyle @ Jun 22nd 2008 7:26PM
you know your a geek/loser when you can play dildo "with up to 32 players. . . ONLINE!"
Finde @ Jun 22nd 2008 7:38PM
Make sure you have the wiimote jackets on when trying this one out.
You don't wanna be the one using that wiimote the next time your friends are round.
Finde @ Jun 22nd 2008 7:40PM
How unlucky that I didn't read far enough into the story...
Neo Senku @ Jun 22nd 2008 7:39PM
..................................WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheOverlord#2 can has Mario Karts?(MK:2578-3517-9859) @ Jun 22nd 2008 8:31PM
The Wiimote Condom is finally useful!
ECG @ Jun 22nd 2008 8:46PM
It's times like these that make me wish I had a vagina.
Kokomadeta @ Jun 22nd 2008 10:30PM
I remember someone saying that exact thing when some site did an "experiment" with the PS2 REZ Trance Vibration Pak.
daniel =] @ Jun 23rd 2008 2:20AM
hahahahah me too...
CJLopez @ Jun 22nd 2008 9:17PM
download it a while ago, now gotta get a chick willing to test it. I just got the girl for the job.
I'll let you know the result of the experiment, even maybe upload a video, xDDDDDDD
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Mr Khan @ Jun 22nd 2008 10:16PM
I believe it is most appropriate to pull a quote from Pokemon Gold and Silver for this
Red:....
...........
Max Headroom @ Jun 22nd 2008 11:09PM
32 player online for this game = 32 guys sitting around their Wiis, each one hoping that the other 31 people are female.
lobotomies4free @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:47AM
you mean wishing
Sonic_13 @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:55AM
No, hoping is more accurate.
wiilover @ Jun 22nd 2008 11:34PM
the online multiplayer comment was just hilarious
Waffala @ Jun 22nd 2008 11:51PM
I've been wondering how long it'd take the homebrew scene to put out something useful on the Wii; good job guys!
samfish @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:13AM
The only thing it's missing is Peach or Samus instructing the girl and giving helpful hints on screen.
Samus Sez: "Remember, for maximum enjoyment, use low speeds on the clitoris and high speeds for deep insertion!"
lobotomies4free @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:46AM
just when we thought we'd be bored with the system this summer....
roshi @ Jun 23rd 2008 1:44AM
This is great, since most people who hack their wii's for homebrew are hot chicks looking to use their wiimote as a vibrator!
milan @ Jun 23rd 2008 3:43AM
they should call it "Wii Clit"
Eleniel @ Jun 26th 2008 6:25PM
Aahaha you win.
Nigeria @ Jun 23rd 2008 5:52AM
I really don't think the rumble is strong enough to stimulate most people.
crazypenguin @ Jun 23rd 2008 7:40AM
disgusting, i am disgusted, EWW.
nintendo1889 @ Jun 23rd 2008 12:21PM
What the ****?! What is this crap!?
Daniel @ Jun 23rd 2008 6:51PM
Is there anyway of reporting the idiot who wrote this article, this is not something that should ever have been allowed to be posted. This article disgusts me. I have viewed this website for 2 years now and never once have I been so appaled by the literature I've read today. What a distasteful piece of work.
elivegansan @ Jun 23rd 2008 7:00PM
Your a baby. Sex is a part of life (well obviously not yours) Deal with it.
Daniel @ Jun 23rd 2008 7:07PM
Its not about if its a part of life, that comment is just ignorant. Its about if its appropriate in this situation. If I wanna read about smut then I could go to a website full of smut. This is inappropriate for this website. Just because something mentions wii doesn't mean it should be posted on this website. There should be the question, whats the age group of our readers. Do we post these kind of articles typically. Bottom line, this article is inappropriate. This is not the adults only nintendowiifanboy.com. This is nintendowiifanboy.com where readers can be 10 or 80. Think about who reads your articles before you post them.
Brendon @ Jun 23rd 2008 8:25PM
The children! Won't someone please think about THE CHILDREN?!
Jamar @ Jun 24th 2008 11:31AM
I think most of the younger readers (of which I am one) wouldn't mind knowing about this "smut", as you so indelicately call it. And I think it's quite appropriate- it's a first for the Wii, why shouldn't it be reported on?
Jeff @ Jun 25th 2008 1:47PM
I agree with Jamar. Daniel is a little bitch.
Mankosuki @ Jun 24th 2008 3:36AM
nice way to shed the "Nintendo is just for kids" attitude.
Eleniel @ Jun 26th 2008 6:45PM
Team Dwiildo, bwahaha XD
Does this make them the Johnny Lee of sex toys?
DanielKurland @ Jun 30th 2008 9:08AM
Daniel's comment is simply silly. Just because you're uncomfortable with sexuality does not render this story as "smut". It's masturbation. Get over it. It's the most natural thing in the world. It's not this is Wii Rape. Do not project your own insecurities and uneasiness towards this topic as the writer doing a bad job.