Wii Fanboy Review: My Pokemon Ranch

Upon first inspection, My Pokémon Ranch might come off as a bit of a sim title. It presents you with a feeling that you're not just going to have a bunch of the little critters running around, but you're going to be charged with maintaining their happiness and enriching their in-game lives. The fact is, playing the game never feels like that.

You see, you can take pictures of the little guys, and you can even get their attention to make sure you take good pictures, but beyond that there is nothing worth doing, really. And, to be honest, those activities aren't that great, either. So where's the appeal? DS connectivity, my friends.
You see, Pokémon Diamond & Pearl are both compatible with the game. Any critters you captured in the DS title, you can easily upload into My Pokémon Ranch for ... uh, taking pictures and the other stuff you can do in-game. You can upload the pictures to your Wii Message Board so you can share with friends, but, really, who's going to care about your Pokemon in My Pokémon Ranch when any friends who're playing it themselves probably already have those in their own ranch?The real worth with the DS interaction is using the title as storage space for your vast army of Pokémon you found in the DS games. You can store them in My Pokémon Ranch, which is likely going to be nice for those of you crazy about the pocket monsters, but little-to-no use for everyone else.
When it comes to the game's graphics, however, things are a different story. The graphical style of the game works and presents a very cute and appealing visual package. The Pokémon, ranch and Miis are all integrated into the game well and look colorful, fun and inviting. The Pokémon's animations are also fun, as it's nice to see them scurry about and attack each other now and then. So, here, Nintendo succeeds. But, this really only adds to the title feeling like nothing more than an interactive screen saver.
It's not that My Pokémon Ranch is a bad game. Fans of the franchise will find more than enough here to get them in and playing for quite some time, and the storage space will likely lure some folk in. For the rest of the world, however, the game fails to offer up any meaningful gameplay and comes off as a cute and quick diversion, offering little more than a few minutes of fun before you're off to play something better.
Final score: 6/10





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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
John Rios @ Jun 10th 2008 5:11PM
Nope.
velocitySTRIKE @ Jun 10th 2008 5:40PM
I still haven't figured out if you can upload Pokémon that have evolved...
Jhongerkong @ Jun 10th 2008 6:27PM
You can see an Azumarill in the first screenshot, so im guessing you can
velocitySTRIKE @ Jun 10th 2008 6:35PM
Cheers, didn't notice that. I guess a Steelix isn't really that cute, is it..
kavorka @ Jun 10th 2008 6:11PM
Instead of a decent, playable VC game, we get a glorified Tamagachi piece of crap. Thanks, Nintendo. I haven't downloaded a single thing since Bubble Bobble...
Fans of pokemon don't need any more pokemon crap. Hasn't that series distracted enough attention and energy from the classic Nintendo franchises? You know, the games that don't suck?
Mr Khan @ Jun 10th 2008 6:11PM
That's about what i figured, but then again Electroplankton proved the worth of a game with no objective or any apparent point, so i suppose the worth is ultimately up to the user
And also dependent on how awesome your pkmn collection is
Chris @ Jun 10th 2008 6:18PM
I want that Oldboy Mii! what's the number for it on the Check Mii Out channel?
David Hinkle @ Jun 10th 2008 6:32PM
Actually, I made it myself, from scratch. Glad you like it, though!
Knoxximus @ Jun 10th 2008 8:18PM
Oh Dae-Su? SWEET! You win, Mr. Hinkle. DO WANT!!
Shogan @ Jun 10th 2008 7:16PM
A Pokemon fan should be the only one reviewing this title. Not to praise it, but to point out the horrible shortcomings this 'storage' offers compared to the previous 'Box'. No offense meant.
ECG @ Jun 10th 2008 7:48PM
I agree. I would accept the bad graphics if it had as much functionality as the original Pokemon Box.
Shogan @ Jun 10th 2008 8:48PM
Yeah that's something that's been missing from every review I've seen of the title, and THE most important feature of the entire 'game'.
Knoxximus @ Jun 10th 2008 7:27PM
So it's Pokemon Box for $10? SWEET!
Also, a little extra info for the PokeHeadz out there...if you can max out your ranch with 1000 pokemon, you will be rewarded with a legit Mew!
Mr Khan @ Jun 10th 2008 8:02PM
You can't even fit 1000 on one file. I believe there's enough to hold 500 pkm in all your boxes
Knoxximus @ Jun 10th 2008 8:13PM
What? You mean one file on the DS game? Well yeah, hence the reason why Pokemon Ranch is even relevant. But you CAN import from more than one cart. So the Real PokeHeadz who are rocking multiple copies of Diamond and Pearl and into all of that breeding and stuff, they could could EASILY max out their Ranch.
Knoxximus @ Jun 10th 2008 8:15PM
Plus, if you only have one cart, and wanna start a new game and retain all your pokemons, you can do that too.
For me, I let once of my buddies hang on to a bunch of my legendaries....this i'll be an easy way to get them back without giving him the Bidoof Nation.
*looks around then chokes his inner PokeNerd back into submission*
....wha?
Donald @ Jun 10th 2008 8:44PM
"Plus, if you only have one cart, and wanna start a new game and retain all your pokemons, you can do that too."
Sadly, that's not true. They have to go back to the game they were transferred from or they're stuck forever.
But whatever you do, don't turn into this guy:
http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/8536/wbme0001vm3.jpg
SkyCroc @ Jun 10th 2008 8:15PM
I should point out that you can get extra pokemon depending on the number of monsters you transfer over. You can even get a rare Mew if you send 999 different Pokes on the Ranch.
Knoxximus @ Jun 10th 2008 8:27PM
Whaddya mean by 999 different Pokemon? There are only 500 species so far....unless you meant like the female ones too? Or all the Unowns or something?
SkyCroc @ Jun 10th 2008 8:30PM
You can send more than one of each monster, like 999 'karps.
Knoxximus @ Jun 10th 2008 8:42PM
Your wording was a bit misleading then. You don't mean different, you mean total pokemon in general. Carry on.
SkyCroc @ Jun 10th 2008 8:45PM
No I do mean different monsters, you can't send a Magikarp, take it back and send it again to increase your count. So you'd need 999 different monsters (each one has a different secret ID code) to unlock Mew.
Knoxximus @ Jun 10th 2008 8:50PM
Okay...not different then, just unique. Yes?
Josh @ Jun 11th 2008 4:55PM
That's a lie! My friend (who knows someone whose brother works at Nintendo) told me the only way you can get Mew is if you push the truck by the S.S. Anne!
Mr Khan @ Jun 12th 2008 3:22PM
I remember all the hours spent trying to decipher that truck. I deliberately lost a battle after beating my rival on the SS Anne so that i would be teleported off the ship without the ship leaving, and so i could return to ponder the truck
Did Game Freak ever even explain the truck?
Josh @ Jun 15th 2008 5:35PM
Apparently it's just scenery. But I don't know if GAME FREAK ever said anything about it specifically.
Holden @ Jun 10th 2008 10:13PM
I would never, ever, ever buy this game.
Oh... But my mii would get a rucksack and plaid shirt..
Plaid shirt...
Plaid shirt... Oh, and a vest! Dear me!
A vest and a plaid shirt... and boots? Are those boots? Oh.. my!
Oh hell can't they just release a DLC expansion pack for the Mii Channel? 'Cause like, that I would actually buy.
B-Mo @ Jun 10th 2008 11:21PM
This is somewhat relevant to my interests.
So could I say, upload my legendaries up onto this thing from Diamond and start a new game and get them back? or would they be stuck there for three forevers?
It would be nice if this had some GTS integration as well.
Notsayin, justsayin, nomesayin?
Alaska Nebraska @ Jun 11th 2008 11:56AM
Nope. The game stresses that you can *only* withdraw Pokémon from the same game save you deposited them with. So unlike Pokémon Box, you can't transfer your Pokémon from game-to-game.
Which sucks. But it makes for storage...
B-Mo @ Jun 11th 2008 12:11PM
Yeah, I ended up buying it. What's nice though is the fact that Hayley will trade rares with you just for filling up her ranch, which is going to (slowly, stupid 20 a day cap) become the People's republic of Bidoof in order to get me a Mew :D
So could I delete the savegame on the wiiware and start over to get another Mew?
hvnlysoldr @ Jun 11th 2008 4:52PM
The number you can upload a day actually levels up. Assuming you upload the maximum each day: 20, 30, 50, 100, 200, all the way up to 999 a day. Once you have 999 pokemon Hayley will trade a Mew for any egg. I totally bought it for that.
Mr Khan @ Jun 12th 2008 3:25PM
There is a cloning trick in Diamond and Pearl, if you really want to multiply certain types
It involves, harkening back to the days of RBY, manipulating the Global Trade Station somehow
Cyantre @ Jun 11th 2008 12:01AM
Wow! Those graphics are bad, like even worse then the graphics from some of the earliest N64 games. That's pretty shameful.
B-Mo @ Jun 11th 2008 10:23PM
You do have to take into consideration about how small the download is and the fact that they render all 493 Pokemon. I wish It could be battle revolution-style graphics myself, but that would mean selling it on a disc and using a save file as the storage, which wouldn't be a bad idea either. the Mii integration is great though, I have Myself, Chuck Norris, Bill Clinton, Steve Urkel and William Murderface watching over my pokemon.
munjey @ Jun 11th 2008 2:17AM
Not worth $10, but I'm a sucker for anything Pokémon, so I got it anyways. It would be nice if the graphics were at least as good as the very first Pokemon Stadium/Snap games on N64, and a couple mini-games don't seem like they would be too much to ask for either. Pokémon seems like it's just as popular as it was when it first came out, if not more. I'm sure the company has plenty of money to put into more in-depth development, but I guess they're choosing to just cash in on the success of the games. Hopefully someone will step in and take the series back to its roots, otherwise, I'll have to try and get really good at making video games and apply for a job with Pokémon.
Pudge @ Jun 11th 2008 4:16PM
I bought this game mostly for the storage space, but I'm finding that the Wanted Pokemon feature is very helpful in helping me complete my Pokedex. It's like getting missions, and you get Egg Move pokemon sometimes when you trade them in. I also enjoy the background entertainment while I'm beating the Elite 4 for the 100th time to level up my Snorunt. Worth $10 for me definitely.
austin_ace @ Jun 14th 2008 2:28PM
I want to know if this games worth getting
Mikeye @ Jun 15th 2008 7:01PM
Where do you get the game!!!
The Overlord @ Jun 24th 2008 7:02PM
The games definitely worth getting it's so fun seeing your Pokemon goof around attack each other to me it's infact the best Wii game out there you can also get Pokemon like Mew and Phione from the game it's also a very good storage system for someone like myself whos boxes get full all the time.
DarkDrakir @ Jun 27th 2008 3:05AM
Mew and Phione? i read the comments so i know how to get mew but Phione? and where can i get "My Pokemon Ranch"?
Reanna @ Jul 1st 2008 10:48AM
Ahh, once again I find myself loving something that everyone else thinks sucks. Everyone's evaluating it in terms of an actual game, but it really isn't. True, this is a sit-n-stare, low-interaction, glorified virtual fish bowl with Pokemon. If we break it down even further, it's more a utility than a game. And for a utility, I think it excels.
Granted, this doesn't mean there's nothing I'd change about it. I would like a little more to do in it, and I think it would be neat to see the Pokemon to scale, rather than all of them be tiny. But I don't mind the Mii-style all that much, and it makes it so that it won't take up much space.
People complaining about the low graphics quality really should get their head out of their asses and realize that if they went for detailed graphics, the game would take up too much space to be practical, or would need to be a proper disc-stored game.
In the end, though, I'll say what many say: If you really love Pokemon, you'll probably get more than your ten bucks worth. If not, of course you're not going to like it. Go play something else. ^_^
jake @ Jul 8th 2008 7:09AM
Where do you get pokemon ranch ?
redlandcannibal @ Jul 19th 2008 8:54PM
I'm a self-proclaimed Pokemon addict, and so of course I bought the game. I agree with a lot of what's been said in both the interview and in the comments, and I'd even go so far as to say that a 6/10 score is being extremely generous; I wouldn't have given it more than 4. However, that doesn't mean I'm not enthralled by this game. Far from it! I've actually logged more time on MPR than Lost Winds, even though LW is superior to MPR in every conceivable way.
The Pokemon series isn't known for being especially flashy or mature. At its roots, it's about collecting creatures, befriending them, and enjoying their company. And in that respect, MPR is a complete success. I know that's a childish way of looking at this "game," and so I believe that that's why a lot of online reviews have been slamming it for its extremely limited functionality.
If you've never played Pokemon, this isn't for you. If you only play Pokemon for the (surprisingly complex) battle system, this also isn't for you. But if you're one of those lifelong fans who grew up watching the anime, collecting plushes, and putting together teams of your favorites instead of OU hard-hitters, this game is for you. It's adorable, and it's fun in its own laid-back way. If nothing else, it's a cheap conglomeration of Pokemon Box and Snap. Is it the best it could be? No. But is it an abomination to Pokemon fans everywhere? Nah.
Asia @ Aug 1st 2008 12:16PM
I am a CRAZED Pokemon fan and would totally buy this if my parents would let me...