Mario's Mexican brother you never knew about
by David Hinkle 
{ Jun 5th 2008 at 10:33PM }
Frankly, we always thought Mario strictly stuck to the vegetables, what with the mushrooms and leaves he's always eating (that might explain his recent trip into bat country), so it's kind of odd to see him holding a plate full of meat and a mug of beer.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
triften @ Jun 5th 2008 10:39PM
What a poor editing job they did, too
spyker @ Jun 5th 2008 10:49PM
Where's the lawsuit? Haha.
Phil @ Jun 6th 2008 12:47AM
Who would wanna sue a country where the ideal meal guarantees heartburn followed by explosive diarrhea?
Amirite?
sixtyfps @ Jun 6th 2008 10:00PM
I only buy meatless beer.
Deozaan @ Jun 5th 2008 11:47PM
Taco Get!
obo @ Jun 6th 2008 1:27AM
Google Translate says bigotes means bigot.
Either that's not right or _that's not riiiiiight_.
ernest @ Jun 6th 2008 4:48AM
bigote = mustache
pancho = nickname for francisco
basically, the name of the restaurant in english is loosely "Frankie Mustache's"
SephFinale @ Jun 6th 2008 1:55AM
Pfft. Mario had a perfectly fine 'stache to begin with.
Katha @ Jun 6th 2008 1:38PM
lol, this is funny :D poor mario
Fredrik Augustsson @ Jun 7th 2008 4:51PM
Hey retards!
Whoever wrote this article needs to go back to school. Since when did mushrooms become vegetables?
MarkShark @ Jun 6th 2008 9:33AM
Don't forget lot's of spaghetti!
Erik @ Jun 6th 2008 11:07AM
What makes it even worse, is that, it looks like all they did was put some crappy cartoon drawing over the top of a screenshot of a Mario game. Then they removed the background.Haha, Frakie's Mustache is a nice name.