Fanswag: Get a copy of No More Heroes on us [update]

by David Hinkle { May 5th 2008 at 9:45AM }

Update: The contest has come to an end. Winners have been contacted and confirmed. Thanks to all who entered and better luck next time!

We're going to be honest here: we just couldn't trust you to do the right thing and get No More Heroes. So, we picked up three copies ourselves to make sure that some of you got your hands on the game. The only crummy part is that we have but 3 copies and not the 50 we wanted to order. We blame our bank account, which is mainly filled with loose buttons and bottlecaps. Our bank account is a shoebox under a loose brick in our cell that Joystiq keeps us locked up in, if you were wondering.

But, we digress. This is about you! And about how you are going to get a free copy of No More Heroes (retail value $29.99)! What do you need to do to enter? Well, for this, we thought about the game's protagonist, Travis Touchdown, and how he's such a punk, rebel badass. So, tell us the most rebellious thing you've ever done! Did you, like our own JC Fletcher, get spotted checking out a Ramones CD once in a local music store? Or, have your rebellious spurts been more tame than that?

Simply leave a comment (you can leave one once per calendar day) between now and the end of the giveaway, which is Thursday, May 8th at 11:59pm ET (winners will be selected via random drawing the following day), and you're entered. The giveaway is only open to legal and current residents of the United States and Canada (excluding Quebec) who regularly check their email (we're serious, folks, if you don't check your email and win, someone else is getting your game so be on top of that). Also, you have to be 18 years or older. This is a mature game, folks!

Best of luck to you all and don't forget to give the official rules a read.

Gallery: No More Heroes

Tags: fanswag, no-more-heroes, suda51, ubisoft

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 25)

phill @ May 5th 2008 9:51AM

i want~

mgroves @ May 5th 2008 9:51AM

One time I wore my hat backwards.

The_Geomonkeys @ May 5th 2008 9:53AM

Rebellion...ditching a college class so I could watch Hinkle's weekly roundup!

Calcipher @ May 5th 2008 9:53AM

I disabled the network 'nanny' software on all of the computers in my High School and wrote a program to automatically disable the system if it were re-enabled .

SushiPillow @ May 5th 2008 9:54AM

I took two samples of cheese in Costco when the sign clearly said "Please take one". I'm such a rebel...TAKE THAT SOCIETY!

Mark Hale @ May 5th 2008 9:55AM

I stuck with the SNES, N64 and Gamecube when everyone else was Playstationing it up.

Mike @ May 5th 2008 9:56AM

I walk away from explosions in slow motion.

Jason @ May 5th 2008 9:57AM

I once wrote some democratic smack talk on a conservative political website. BAM!

chad @ May 5th 2008 9:57AM

i stole a stuffed flounder doll from long john silver's. i've regretted it ever since.

ArrogantWorm @ May 5th 2008 9:58AM

I once lead a revolt against a very narrow minded professor in college. Never argue with a bored geek!

Corey @ May 5th 2008 10:00AM

Do want!

samfish @ May 5th 2008 10:00AM

I ran for God when I was in highschool because they told me I couldn't run for student council (the administrative staff loathed me). My campaign was a huge success and the school descredited any ballot with my name on it, thus meaning I ruined the election results and the biggest douchebag in the school got to be student president.

michael @ May 5th 2008 10:01AM

i once killed a man for pure joy.

Jon @ May 5th 2008 10:01AM

I litter...like constantly. And sometimes I'll lean up against a No Loitering sign and just loiter the crap out of it all day long.

drew @ May 5th 2008 10:02AM

In SMG I jumped on Luigi’s head every time I got the chance.

Emily @ May 5th 2008 2:37PM

Hmm... this isn't the most rebellious things I've done, but it's close:
One time I had somehow received tickets to the Colbert Report (I applied months before hand of course), and asked my mother if I could go, but absolutely said no. So I planned the trip on my own, bought a plane ticket and left for the day to go (ended up sleeping in the airport the night before I could get home).
It was amazing, but needless to say she was pretty pissed.

Evil Bastard @ May 5th 2008 10:04AM

Please I know of a few friends I could gift this too!

Jumbo @ May 5th 2008 10:05AM

I downloaded a song online.

It was a metallica song.

Reed @ May 5th 2008 10:15AM

I created a fake ID so I could get into a strip club. It worked for about 25 minutes. I was then escorted off the premises.

Paul @ May 5th 2008 10:09AM

I stood on the left side of an escalator

Robert Stack @ May 5th 2008 10:10AM

Changed out the coffee sugar with salt. Next I will take over the world! Narf!

Whobiny @ May 5th 2008 10:10AM

I let all of the monkeys out of the zoo.

Cerebral @ May 5th 2008 10:12AM

Rebellious? I suppose it was installing, and playing, Quake 2 during high school computer class when I was supposed to be 'learning'.

White Rose Duelist @ May 5th 2008 10:11AM

I joined forces with the Dragonlord and took over Alefgard.

milan @ May 5th 2008 10:12AM

I make homemade explosives.
BOOM

Jeremy Clark @ May 5th 2008 10:12AM

Wooo, No More Heroes is good for you.

ShadowEdge77 @ May 5th 2008 10:14AM

I farted in walmart while waiting to check out.

PimpDaddyShaggy @ May 5th 2008 12:40PM

I read this site at work, on a daily basis.

KingWoo @ May 5th 2008 10:15AM

One time I stayed up way past midnight!

splazzatch @ May 5th 2008 10:18AM

This one time, I saw No More Heroes for sale for only 29.99 and I decided not to buy it because I was hoping that I could win it for free.....

metatron @ May 5th 2008 10:17AM

There was this time we parked in an old folks home around 10 PM to sneak through the woods to visit/explore an off limits abandoned mental hospital in a small town outside the city here. A groundskeeper drives around to keep people off the property and we ducked away from him into one of the abandoned halls to avoid him. While we were waiting there we heard a wild dog or fox growling outside. Always good times!

Shi @ May 5th 2008 10:17AM

I stole a spoon from my school cafeteria. Yeah, I'm a badass.

Deona @ May 5th 2008 10:17AM

I accidentally stole a pack of gum when I was seven. I felt terrible, but I ate it anyway.

I am such a rebel.

Swampgirl Inez @ May 5th 2008 10:18AM

I write snarky comments on blogs and internet forums.

commpilot @ May 5th 2008 10:18AM

I am writing this while at work.

Carl Trimble @ May 5th 2008 10:19AM

I feel so weird. I have never done this before.

Memo @ May 5th 2008 10:20AM

I did two things that were badass. First, I burned down a haystack when I was 5 years old. I left as if I was sending a message to someone. Second, I had a badass pickup in high school that I picked up girls in and made out with everyone of them! Travis would do such things! I deserve that game!