Fanswag: Get a copy of No More Heroes on us [update]

We're going to be honest here: we just couldn't trust you to do the right thing and get No More Heroes. So, we picked up three copies ourselves to make sure that some of you got your hands on the game. The only crummy part is that we have but 3 copies and not the 50 we wanted to order. We blame our bank account, which is mainly filled with loose buttons and bottlecaps. Our bank account is a shoebox under a loose brick in our cell that Joystiq keeps us locked up in, if you were wondering.
But, we digress. This is about you! And about how you are going to get a free copy of No More Heroes (retail value $29.99)! What do you need to do to enter? Well, for this, we thought about the game's protagonist, Travis Touchdown, and how he's such a punk, rebel badass. So, tell us the most rebellious thing you've ever done! Did you, like our own JC Fletcher, get spotted checking out a Ramones CD once in a local music store? Or, have your rebellious spurts been more tame than that?
Simply leave a comment (you can leave one once per calendar day) between now and the end of the giveaway, which is Thursday, May 8th at 11:59pm ET (winners will be selected via random drawing the following day), and you're entered. The giveaway is only open to legal and current residents of the United States and Canada (excluding Quebec) who regularly check their email (we're serious, folks, if you don't check your email and win, someone else is getting your game so be on top of that). Also, you have to be 18 years or older. This is a mature game, folks!
Best of luck to you all and don't forget to give the official rules a read.









Reader Comments (Page 1 of 25)
mgroves @ May 5th 2008 9:51AM
One time I wore my hat backwards.
phill @ May 5th 2008 9:51AM
i want~
The_Geomonkeys @ May 5th 2008 9:53AM
Rebellion...ditching a college class so I could watch Hinkle's weekly roundup!
Calcipher @ May 5th 2008 9:53AM
I disabled the network 'nanny' software on all of the computers in my High School and wrote a program to automatically disable the system if it were re-enabled .
SushiPillow @ May 5th 2008 9:54AM
I took two samples of cheese in Costco when the sign clearly said "Please take one". I'm such a rebel...TAKE THAT SOCIETY!
Mark Hale @ May 5th 2008 9:55AM
I stuck with the SNES, N64 and Gamecube when everyone else was Playstationing it up.
Mike @ May 5th 2008 9:56AM
I walk away from explosions in slow motion.
chad @ May 5th 2008 9:57AM
i stole a stuffed flounder doll from long john silver's. i've regretted it ever since.
Jason @ May 5th 2008 9:57AM
I once wrote some democratic smack talk on a conservative political website. BAM!
ArrogantWorm @ May 5th 2008 9:58AM
I once lead a revolt against a very narrow minded professor in college. Never argue with a bored geek!
Corey @ May 5th 2008 10:00AM
Do want!
samfish @ May 5th 2008 10:00AM
I ran for God when I was in highschool because they told me I couldn't run for student council (the administrative staff loathed me). My campaign was a huge success and the school descredited any ballot with my name on it, thus meaning I ruined the election results and the biggest douchebag in the school got to be student president.
michael @ May 5th 2008 10:01AM
i once killed a man for pure joy.
Jon @ May 5th 2008 10:01AM
I litter...like constantly. And sometimes I'll lean up against a No Loitering sign and just loiter the crap out of it all day long.
drew @ May 5th 2008 10:02AM
In SMG I jumped on Luigi’s head every time I got the chance.
Evil Bastard @ May 5th 2008 10:04AM
Please I know of a few friends I could gift this too!
Jumbo @ May 5th 2008 10:05AM
I downloaded a song online.
It was a metallica song.
Paul @ May 5th 2008 10:09AM
I stood on the left side of an escalator
Robert Stack @ May 5th 2008 10:10AM
Changed out the coffee sugar with salt. Next I will take over the world! Narf!
Whobiny @ May 5th 2008 10:10AM
I let all of the monkeys out of the zoo.
White Rose Duelist @ May 5th 2008 10:11AM
I joined forces with the Dragonlord and took over Alefgard.
milan @ May 5th 2008 10:12AM
I make homemade explosives.
BOOM
Cerebral @ May 5th 2008 10:12AM
Rebellious? I suppose it was installing, and playing, Quake 2 during high school computer class when I was supposed to be 'learning'.
Jeremy Clark @ May 5th 2008 10:12AM
Wooo, No More Heroes is good for you.
ShadowEdge77 @ May 5th 2008 10:14AM
I farted in walmart while waiting to check out.
KingWoo @ May 5th 2008 10:15AM
One time I stayed up way past midnight!
Reed @ May 5th 2008 10:15AM
I created a fake ID so I could get into a strip club. It worked for about 25 minutes. I was then escorted off the premises.
metatron @ May 5th 2008 10:17AM
There was this time we parked in an old folks home around 10 PM to sneak through the woods to visit/explore an off limits abandoned mental hospital in a small town outside the city here. A groundskeeper drives around to keep people off the property and we ducked away from him into one of the abandoned halls to avoid him. While we were waiting there we heard a wild dog or fox growling outside. Always good times!
Shi @ May 5th 2008 10:17AM
I stole a spoon from my school cafeteria. Yeah, I'm a badass.
Deona @ May 5th 2008 10:17AM
I accidentally stole a pack of gum when I was seven. I felt terrible, but I ate it anyway.
I am such a rebel.
Swampgirl Inez @ May 5th 2008 10:18AM
I write snarky comments on blogs and internet forums.
commpilot @ May 5th 2008 10:18AM
I am writing this while at work.
splazzatch @ May 5th 2008 10:18AM
This one time, I saw No More Heroes for sale for only 29.99 and I decided not to buy it because I was hoping that I could win it for free.....
Carl Trimble @ May 5th 2008 10:19AM
I feel so weird. I have never done this before.
Memo @ May 5th 2008 10:20AM
I did two things that were badass. First, I burned down a haystack when I was 5 years old. I left as if I was sending a message to someone. Second, I had a badass pickup in high school that I picked up girls in and made out with everyone of them! Travis would do such things! I deserve that game!
jbrun85 @ May 5th 2008 10:20AM
I once did a dine and dash at a pizza hut. the waitress obviously got off shift and noone came to our table for like 45 minutes. so we just left.
Steve @ May 5th 2008 10:21AM
I once shopped at Urban Outfitters!
yoink @ May 5th 2008 10:22AM
I sucker punched a sandwich out of my friends hands as he was taking a bite. He was really hungry too, then threw a piece of pepper jack cheese in retaliation.
zrockstar @ May 5th 2008 10:23AM
skipping school....and I'm a teacher!!
Flip McSquible @ May 5th 2008 10:24AM
I can ride my bike with no handlebars.
Osaka @ May 5th 2008 10:25AM
I'm so rebellious I don't leave comments on blogs to win free games. OH SH-!
Eternityx @ May 5th 2008 10:25AM
Because David Hinkle beat me into a submission until I bought it from amazon...
David @ May 5th 2008 10:25AM
I set my parents' back yard on fire. In all fairness, I was only trying to catapult a burning tennis ball into my neighbor's yard. Totally harmless fun gone out of control, that's all.
Ian @ May 5th 2008 10:26AM
I saw Spiceworld in the theater... twice.
omgitsalisa @ May 5th 2008 10:26AM
I shaved all my hair off while my mom was on the phone. I'm a girl.
jds @ May 5th 2008 10:26AM
I need heros
Disco Ball @ May 5th 2008 10:26AM
I good 10 years ago I took down my whole high school network.
kyle @ May 5th 2008 10:27AM
i cut work 3 times in one week with the same lie every time
DasFoote @ May 5th 2008 10:28AM
We have Pepsi brand cups at work, but I fill them up with Coke...
Unbreakable_idea @ May 5th 2008 10:28AM
Where to begin? For today, let's recall getting thrown in a cell handcuffed behind my back and drunk. They wouldn't uncuff me. I had to use the toilet. Luckily I'm flexible enough to be able to get cuffs in front of me when I'm handcuffed behind my back. Unfortunately for them, I "accidentally" missed the toilet with healthy doses of vomit and urine and had left a rather nice mess for them to clean by the time I was awoken and released in the morn. What manner of animal leaves a man handcuffed when he has to use the restroom? They thought I'd be messing my own drawers, and that's just sick. I had other plans. Moral of the story? Don't get drunk and start a fight at Six Flags, it won't turn out well for you or the police.