Because regular plushies are way too cute
Stupid plushies, with their cute little faces and soft, fuzzy bodies. Ugh. Hate 'em! What's there to like about squishable little animals anyway? You know what we need? Uncute plushies. Thankfully, someone is on the cutting edge, ready with the future of stuffed toys. Resident Evil fans, pay attention, for we present: the zombie dog plush, courtesy of mjrahabim's Etsy marketplace. On one site, it's a cute little puppy. On the other? A skeletal undead killing machine. It's dual use! Each puppy is custom-made (which means they may vary from plush to plush) for $25.
And it still manages to be cute. Dammit.
And it still manages to be cute. Dammit.






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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Qwikstreet @ Apr 5th 2008 8:45PM
God I love the stuff on etsy.
Ordered!
TheOverlord#2 (will beat you with Toon Link!)(1461-5875-9923) @ Apr 5th 2008 9:11PM
Do want!
It would be cool if they hand-made them though, not just adding bones & blood to a regular dog plush
Undead Priest @ Apr 5th 2008 9:50PM
Best plushie ever?
Alisha Karabinus @ Apr 6th 2008 1:57AM
Definitely a candidate.
Shadow31 @ Apr 5th 2008 9:58PM
I won't lie. That plushie is frickin' sweet. It's times like these I wish I had money to waste on cool useless junk. :(
Alisha Karabinus @ Apr 6th 2008 1:56AM
I know! I have to be really careful now, because in addition to awesome crap I don't need like this, there's a ton of (expensive) baby stuff I don't need.
THE INTERNET IS DANGEROUS... for your wallet.
Polecat @ Apr 5th 2008 11:32PM
I love the Lovecraft themed plushes. If I had those and the Necronomicon Pillow, I'd be able to finally meet the next world in peace.
Anticrawl @ Apr 6th 2008 12:35AM
This plushie reminds me of that mustbedestroyed.com site that was all the rage in the mid 90s.
Joe Cart @ Apr 6th 2008 2:16AM
hey lets all pitch in money and buy this for Michael Vick.. i'm sure he'd appreciate it while he's in JAIL.
Rowan @ Apr 6th 2008 9:43AM
ouch. low blow.
Alex @ Apr 6th 2008 12:49PM
DO NOT WANT
I HATE those Hell Dogs from RE4, when they'd jump out of the bushes in that hedge maze, man that freaked me out!
Shugotheripper @ Apr 6th 2008 1:29PM
I want it
Shugotheripper @ Apr 6th 2008 1:30PM
Now
Mr.ESC @ Apr 6th 2008 10:37PM
Friggin' sweet.
mjrahabim @ Apr 17th 2008 11:13AM
Thank you so much for the plug! I am truly honored! :D