The VC Advantage: A Field Guide to Psychological Hazards in Spelunker
by JC Fletcher 
{ Mar 19th 2008 at 7:00PM }
Today's VC Advantage breaks with the exploit coverage and veers -- however tenuously -- into strategy territory. Sort of. Talking about how the game works is a little bit like discussing how to play the game. Right? Right?
It seems incongruous for someone who has chosen such a dangerous vocation to have such a weak constitution when it comes to falls. We imagine spelunkers as rugged types who are used to braving inhospitable conditions in their zeal for cave exploration. Why would someone so tough not be able to survive a little tumble?
To answer this question, we must consider the nature of the dangerous job (spelunking) taken on by the blue-haired hero. It's totally subterranean. This is a job whose venues are located not only near the ground, but under the ground. You start low and only go lower. Just the thought of the unfamiliar, perilous, rocky environment would justifiably -- reasonably -- trigger all manner of worries, with one exception. In other words, our spelunker is terrified of heights.
When he falls from any distance, he is frightened to death before he even hits the ground. Our spelunker tragically underestimated the amount of vertical space inside the cave environment: by descending into a cave, he found a completely new layer of heights to torture him.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Mr Khan @ Mar 19th 2008 7:41PM
Right there (in the pic), that's the reason I was never able to get into the original Donkey Kong