Clean Keeper is the dirtiest Wii game

by Candace Savino { Mar 13th 2008 at 8:00PM }

We've always heard that "cleanliness is next to Godliness," but Housekeeper Squadron Clean Keeper seems to contradict that saying. Yet, the game's "ick factor" comes from more than just cleaning evil dirt with girls in maid outfits. Some details have emerged on the title, and we've come to realize that the gameplay involves cleaning dirt off of these child-looking girls.

When they're attacked by evil starburst dirt, the player must clean the girls using the Wii's motion controls. Depending on what cleaning tool you're using, you'll be imitating a different gesture, such as wiping or jabbing. The trailer for the game also shows a whip tool, which proves to us that the whole "cleaning" story is just an excuse to do naughty things to little girls.

Aside from the risqué content, the game will be your everyday Japanese dating sim adventure. But, we're sure that's not what folks will be buying the game for. It's also interesting to note that this game only has a CERO C (equivalent to an ESRB "T") rating in Japan.

To see some NSFW video footage of the game (the video doesn't show any inappropriate body parts, but do you want to explain it to your coworkers?), which also happen to have "not safe for ears" audio (it's appropriate, just horrible), move on past the break.

[Via Siliconera]

Tags: adventure, clean-keeper, dating, housekeeper-squadron, idea-factory, lupinus, osouji-sentai, sim

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

Macroy @ Mar 13th 2008 8:21PM

There's no way I'm getting this game. I have enough trouble worrying about how clean my Wii's lens is already!

Mike Jenkins @ Mar 13th 2008 8:24PM

UPINUS? Ha!

Candace Savino @ Mar 13th 2008 8:27PM

I know the logo makes it look like that, but it's actually Lupinus, with an "l" in front.

Mike Jenkins @ Mar 13th 2008 8:31PM

Ah, makes more sense.

Mike Jenkins @ Mar 13th 2008 8:32PM

Should have known from the katakana anyway.

Feigr @ Mar 13th 2008 8:50PM

That song was great! :D

ManekiNeko @ Mar 13th 2008 8:54PM

That looks utterly awful! I'm not talking about the UNICEF-aggravating content, but the quality of the game. It looks like it's comprised entirely of still pictures!

Sir Fidlious Wong (Zeon Defense Force) @ Mar 13th 2008 9:04PM

Awwww, awww awww....

This was one of the articles I submitted in my job application to this site....

Mr Khan @ Mar 13th 2008 9:08PM

Wait, you applied here too? Sweet.

Sir Fidlious Wong (Zeon Defense Force) @ Mar 13th 2008 11:17PM

Yeah. I applied, doubtful I'll get it but had to give it a shot anyway. I don't know, games journalism sounds fun and since I am rather system agnostic, I can hang my hat anywhere... well, possibly not N-Gagefanboy.com but that's because I once had a part time job as one of their street crew. Want to know how to feel dirty about yourself? Show up at campus bars or parties with an Ngage as a walking commercial....

Mr Khan @ Mar 13th 2008 9:11PM

Cero C comes from a culture that wasn't founded by Puritans

This sort of thing doesn't bat an eye over there. Nor in Europe, i am thinking.

Candace Savino @ Mar 13th 2008 10:10PM

That's true. It's not so much the sexual situations that are disturbing though -- there's a ton of the Japanese sims out there, and if they turn people on, hey, whatever floats your boat. It's more of the age of the girls in question (they look/sound twelve). Couple that with motion controls, and it's just icky.