Trauma Center Kit: an actual product that somebody is selling
by JC Fletcher 
{ Jan 22nd 2008 at 10:30AM }
We could try to riff off of this Trauma Center-related Wiimote accessory kit, but it would be a waste of time. The truth is that there is nothing we could say that is funnier than the actual facts about this device. For example, it comes with a dedicated attachment that is designed to realistically mimic the feeling of having an opaque crosshair on the end of a short stick.
The other attachment is sort of a Swiss Army surgery kit, with a syringe, a scalpel, a drain, and some other plastic items meant to represent Trauma Center surgical tools. On the end of your game controller. If you're having a hard time conceptualizing the link between your Wiimote movements and the onscreen events in Trauma Center, this Trauma Center Kit is available for $16.62 at DealExtreme. Please get this instead of something that is actually sharp.
[Via GayGamer]
The other attachment is sort of a Swiss Army surgery kit, with a syringe, a scalpel, a drain, and some other plastic items meant to represent Trauma Center surgical tools. On the end of your game controller. If you're having a hard time conceptualizing the link between your Wiimote movements and the onscreen events in Trauma Center, this Trauma Center Kit is available for $16.62 at DealExtreme. Please get this instead of something that is actually sharp.
[Via GayGamer]
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Zack W. @ Jan 22nd 2008 10:37AM
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....cough cough gasp....ha ha ha.....
Zack W. @ Jan 22nd 2008 10:39AM
In seriousness, for the same price, everyone should buy Cinematic Titanic's the Oozing Skull. These are the same people that created MST3K. It should be way better than useless plastic.
troy @ Jan 22nd 2008 10:48AM
Closing the italic and not making everything past your one liner slanty on the entire page is a very real option at this point. ;) lol
Lloyddobler @ Jan 22nd 2008 11:16AM
Nevermind how impossible it would be to change peripherals as fast as you change them in the game. Next we can make different right and left hands and feet to swap during a fighting game.
samfish @ Jan 22nd 2008 3:03PM
People only buy peripherals from Nintendo! 3rd party peripherals don't sell on Nintendo systems!
Arc|Angel @ Jan 22nd 2008 7:21PM
What no speculum?
BPM4:Guns of the Idiots @ Jan 23rd 2008 4:26AM
The funny thing is the box actually uses Trauma Center's Derek Stiles and Angela Thompson. I smell a lawsuit! Someone better get Phoenix Wright!
Kree @ Jan 31st 2008 6:07AM
HOLD IT!
Don't you mean Miles Edgeworth? :P