You got The Quilt of Power!
by Chris Greenhough 
{ Jan 10th 2008 at 7:00PM }
Look, it's all well and good stomping off to rescue princesses and reassemble golden triangular relics, but at least remember that it's a cold, unforgiving world out there, and you'll need something warm to wrap around yourself at some point. As the only other Zelda quilt we've posted about was never put up for sale, this one should do the trick, even if it is ... $475?! We advise chopping grass to raise the required funds.
Take a closer look at this work of art after the break.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Garst @ Jan 10th 2008 7:39PM
Chopping grass has never been lucritive for me. I'll just whore myself out to 1000 fat chicks for 50 buck a piece. Or...or 50 really fat chicks for 1000 bucks.
What?
Don't look at me like that.
Fat chicks need love, too.
But they got to pay.
Garst @ Jan 10th 2008 7:44PM
I don't know what happened here. That's not even my avatar.
WhatIsThatThing @ Jan 10th 2008 7:47PM
Seems to be a common glitch around the Weblogs, Inc. comment system. Check out the profile: IT'S INVISIBLE.
hvnlysoldr @ Jan 10th 2008 10:19PM
I have an awesome idea! Let's call him MissingNo.
hvnlysoldr @ Jan 10th 2008 10:20PM
MissingNo. strikes again!
ssuk @ Jan 11th 2008 8:33AM
According to my profile, I don't exist. Yet it still lists all my comments. Oh well.
Mr Khan @ Jan 11th 2008 9:16AM
I've been getting hit with that, but only while using Internet Explorer
MissingNo was the king of glitches
Garst @ Jan 10th 2008 7:43PM
Chopping grass has never been too lucritive for me. I'll just whore myself out to 1000 fat chicks for 50 bucks a piece. Or...or 50 really fat chicks for 1000 bucks.
What?
Don't look at me like that.
Fat chicks need love, too.
But they got to pay.
Garst @ Jan 10th 2008 7:43PM
Chopping grass has never been too lucritive for me. I'll just whore myself out to 1000 fat chicks for 50 bucks a piece. Or...or 50 really fat chicks for 1000 bucks.
What?
Don't look at me like that.
Fat chicks need love, too.
But they got to pay.
Dig @ Jan 10th 2008 10:12PM
Yikes! Accidental triple-post!
Garst @ Jan 10th 2008 10:18PM
Yeah, the page kept screwing up, and I did close the page and opened it again. My post wasn't showing up so I tried again. Now there's 3 and 2 don't have my avitar.
Matt @ Jan 11th 2008 3:45PM
Try bombing boulders.
Cheese Muffin @ Jan 12th 2008 2:59PM
How do you justify the 475 price tag?
For that much money, I might as well buy a new sewing machine and make one myself.
If anyone has the dough to throw almost 500 bucks for a blanket, call me, I have some 100 dollars scarves you would love.