Question: What do this lady and the DS have in common?
by Chris Greenhough 
{ Dec 18th 2007 at 4:00PM }
Answer: they're both record breakers!Obviously, that's pretty much where the similarities end. See, rather than spend 27 years growing its fingernails, Nintendo's handheld has just shattered an entirely different record: the record for most hardware sales in a 7-day period in the UK. Last week, it sold just over 200,000 units, leaving thousands of would-be customers disappointed (reader, I was one such customer).
Incidentally, if you're feeling an uneasy sense of déjà vu, we understand -- after all, it was only last month that the DS broke the exact same record, notching up 191,000 sales in a single week.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Damian @ Dec 18th 2007 4:59PM
Shes not getting her ugly gnarled twisted old mitts anywhere within 50 feet of my DS Lite , not untill i get my Screen Protectors anyway , otherwise shes one pretty laydee !
Andy S. @ Dec 21st 2007 3:02PM
Okay, that's just disgusting. I couldn't even read your article because I had her nails in my peripheral vision, FREAKING ME OUT!!
Brello @ Dec 19th 2007 1:03PM
Dammit, the black shirt kills any depth perception, it makes her hands look ginormous.
Lupe @ Dec 19th 2007 1:16PM
I don't think its the black shirt, I think her hands really are just that big! Thats sick!....and not the good kind of sick!
Hirsbrunner @ Dec 19th 2007 1:22PM
Oh well, I didn't enjoy my breakfast all that much anyway.
BLARGHARHHARH!
Mekky @ Dec 20th 2007 4:47AM
Well, thats sure isn't sexy...
Chrysee @ Dec 21st 2007 12:06PM
I never understood how that woman did anything, like even dress herself, for all that time. wtf