Chocolate NES carts are back to ruin your NES
At least, we hope that is what is happening. We're already wary enough about buying food from eBay, even -- especially -- food in an amusing shape. We don't want to think that these things have been sitting in someone's house for 10 months. But it's not like we would eat this anyway -- these are total display pieces. And not to be stuffed in your NES cartridge slot, either. Even Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu is a better game than Cleaning Melty Goop Out of the Connector.
