The No More Heroes web page was updated today, as tends to happen on Fridays, but this time we've got more than just the awesome videos. The "Topics" page was updated with some character descriptions, which a GameFAQs user helpfully translated (and a NeoGAFfer kindly posted so we wouldn't have to brave the GameFAQs forums).

Along with info about how much Sylvia enjoys sunning, the page gives a little bit of (akwardly translated) biographical data about Destroyman: "All-American hit-man association ranked number 7. Usually, he works a difficult job to get him where he is, but there is another side to him, and this is his face! It exceeds the framework of mere cosplay, the American becomes a super hero and strives to kill and drill (?)." Also introduced is a new character named Dr. Peace, who looks a lot like Charles Bronson and carries a golden pistol. He's a corrupt detective who is also the ninth-ranked assassin.

We've embedded one of the three new videos above; check after the break for the other two, which are maybe the most banal game-preview videos we've ever seen. One, at least, demonstrates the free-roaming nature of No More Heroes, a bit.