Nerf your Wiimote
by JC Fletcher 
{ Jul 26th 2007 at 10:35AM }
"Hot" on the heels of the Nerf DS Lite case comes the Nerf Wiimote shell. Made of the finest imported Nerf, it will provide you and your Wiimote with all of the comfort and elegance associated with the name Nerf. We'd pay the $9.99 just for the excuse to say "Nerf" more often. It's quite a word. It'll probably ship from Gamestop's online store in a randomly-selected color, which is unfortunate. But can you afford to let something like color stop you from encasing your Wiimote in safe, soft, family-friendly Nerf? Think of your wild Wiimote gesticulations. How wonderful would it be not to worry about smacking your friends in the head? With this on, you can smack with abandon! Go ahead and use your Wiimote as a Nerf Crotch Bat*.
*Do not use Wiimote as Nerf Crotch Bat. Do not use anything as any kind of crotch bat.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
hvnlysoldr @ Jul 26th 2007 10:47AM
I think they ran out when they nerfed Pikachu, Kirby, and Ness. Ahh good old Chris Farley. Why why do they take drugs and kill themselves!
Cameron @ Jul 26th 2007 12:15PM
If only we had encased Chris Farley in Nerf, he would still be alive today. We need to start an online movement, get your favorite troubled star into a protective nerf case, Lindsey Lohan is so fragile, we don't have any time to waste!!!
Hirsbrunner @ Jul 26th 2007 12:29PM
*Do not use Wiimote as Nerf Crotch Bat. Do not use anything as any kind of crotch bat.*
Well, except your "crotch bat"...if you have one.
Zack W. @ Jul 26th 2007 12:49PM
It's about time!!! However, I use the Nyko recharging station, so it probably would not fit in it if I used both...dang!
Iveo @ Jul 26th 2007 1:07PM
If we nerfed the Wiimote it would be a Sixaxis. Ya i said it.
hvnlysoldr @ Jul 26th 2007 1:27PM
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