Virtually Overlooked: Trojan
Welcome to our weekly feature, Virtually Overlooked, wherein we talk about games that aren't on the Virtual Console yet, but should be. Call it a retro-speculative.It's nice to get a little break from the insane howling taking place on all sides. Let's think of today's VO as an oasis from E3; a little sanctuary where we aren't beset by new game announcements and screaming judgments of Nintendo's doom or domination.
After all, what could be so diametrically opposed from E3 than talking about a very old game that's already out, and that we already know we don't have to be excited about?
You won't find any hype here or anywhere else for Capcom's Trojan. That is a promise.

Why the game hasn't been announced for Virtual Console yet:
The Nintendo Wii has yet to prove it can handle "High Resolution Graphics" like those advertised on the game's package. Oh, we're terrible people! In all seriousness, Capcom's got about four hundred Mega Man games to get through before they start dumping this stuff on the VC.

Why we think it should be on the Virtual Console: The Nintendo Wii has yet to prove it can handle "High Resolution Graphics" like those advertised on the game's package. Oh, we're terrible people! In all seriousness, Capcom's got about four hundred Mega Man games to get through before they start dumping this stuff on the VC.

Capcom's Trojan is like two games in one: both fairly well-made, but not really fun. The first part-- the main game-- is a side-scrolling brawler in which you, as the eponymous Trojan, walk around a post-apocalyptic city in some severe red boots, slashin' at some random dudes with a sword. You have a shield that allows you to block bullets and stabby attacks, so the regular enemies aren't much of a problem. Then you get to the end of the level, and face a boss who, in classic 8-bit tradition, follows a predictable pattern. Unfortunately the pattern is "it hits you a bunch of times, and then you die." Most likely you'll play through a couple of rounds and give up forever.

In fact, it pretty much is an early fighting game. This is made more explicit by the two-player vs. mode, in which two identical Trojan-guys face off using the normal game's battle engine. Both players have a sword and shield, and hack away at each other until one's life bar is empty. The matches are best-of-three.











Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Jason B. @ Jul 12th 2007 8:21PM
A Trojan on a Wii...and not one joke about it? For shame. Guess you
were taking the high road.
hvnlysoldr @ Jul 12th 2007 9:19PM
Out of all the Robot Masters, why did Roll date Centaurman?
Mike Sylvester @ Jul 13th 2007 7:01PM
My introduction to Trojan was odd. I had been given a cartridge that was labeled "Ikari Warriors" on the outside, but the ROM inside was Trojan. I never got anywhere in the campaign, but we'd go at it in the ill-conceived VS. mode, taking turns using the U-force controller so that one of us could be handicapped and not be bored to tears from a turtlefest. It's probably a good thing they never put the Trojan guy in any of the VS. arcade games.
WhoDey @ Jul 14th 2007 12:41AM
Trojan, I own this game. I consider it the first dud I bought for my NES as it was my 4th game. It followed Super Mario Bros, Ghosts N Goblins, and Kid Icarus. It didn't come close to matching up with those games. I remember I bought it on the last day of school. It was going to be my summer game to keep me busy. Two days later I had it beat. It was an average to below average game 20 years ago and I'm sure would not stand the test of time today.