Japanese hardware sales, May 28 - Jun. 3: Explanatory Aqua Teen edition

by Jason Wishnov { Jun 9th 2007 at 4:45PM }

We know, you were disappointed. Last night, as you happily refreshed Wii Fanboy every nine seconds or so looking for this week's Japanese hardware sales, the vim slowly faded from your eyes as the hours ticked into oblivion. We would never willingly deprive our readers so; we were unavoidably delayed! You see ....

Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him ... there were the moon men, reigning over the Earth. But this was not the Earth you knew! It was covered in jelly and high-density motor oil, making the planet very slippery. The moon men blamed the corporations, and there was a war and many were killed. The battle raged for millennia until 8000 A.D., when the moon men realized they were not actually from the moon, but from rural Pennsylvania. They then built a monument to the moon but then the Quakers stole it and filled it with oatmeal, and no one knew what flavor. Californians were highly displeased and turned all the Quakers invisible, which is why you never see them anymore. And that ... is where babies come from.

- DS Lite: 123,140

4,321 (3.39%)
- Wii: 69,748

11,104 (18.93%)
- PSP: 26,358

261 (1.00%)
- PS2: 11,814

503 (4.45%)
- PS3: 8,998

629 (6.53%)
- Xbox 360: 2,219

175 (8.56%)
- Game Boy Micro: 310

97 (23.83%)
- GBA SP: 247

41 (14.24%)
- Gamecube: 226

30 (11.72%)
- DS Phat: 71

10 (12.35%)
- GBA: 16

1 (5.88%)

[Source: Media Create]

Tags: adult, aqua, christmas, cybernetic, edition, force, frylock, ghost, hardware, hunger, Japanese, master, meatwad, numbers, past, sales, shake, swim, teen

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

Billy_McBong @ Jun 9th 2007 5:10PM

i love aqua team hunger force
a lot of stuff went down too, but of course the Wii didn't :)

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Pat @ Jun 9th 2007 5:45PM

If you do gaming lagoon, you get a great deal of spam. I never got anything when I tried it either.

Mr Khan @ Jun 9th 2007 6:27PM

excellent, Jason

a perfect example of the kind of rambling story that the robotic ghost of christmas past from the future (also that hustlin' tom turkey from the Thanksgiving episode) would tell

I know too much about that show {_}

Brad Root @ Jun 9th 2007 7:04PM

I am a Quaker, and I live in California.

johnnybrowneye @ Jun 9th 2007 7:18PM

were you as displeased as I was that you people stole our #'s, Brad?

Phil @ Jun 9th 2007 8:42PM

I love seeing the Japanese hardware sales #'s but are there N American #'s available anywhere.

It was also interesting to see the Wii increased its sales by 3,000 (or so) more units than the total # of PS3's sold. Is that the result of low supplies of PS3's in Japan or just lousy sales?