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Edgeworth - Mr. Takinawa, please give us your testimony.

Takinawa - 実際にこのテキストを翻訳したら、私は生命を得る必要性考える.



Takinawa - これらの版はより不可解、により不可解になっているか.



Takinawa - トマトはなぜ赤を回したか。彼はドレッシングを見た!



Phoenix - Um ... did anyone understand that?

Objection!

Phoenix - (There must be a contradiction here somewhere. I just have to think outside the box!)

Maya - Why don't you check the Court Record, Nick?

Phoenix - Why the hell do you keep calling me Nick? My name is Phoenix, you freaking idiot.

Judge - Well, Mr. Wright, if you can find no evidence to disprove Mr. Takinawa's claims, I'm afraid this case is open and shut. Therefore, I must proclaim the defendant ...

Phoenix - ...

Judge - I'm about to declare that the Wii is ...!

Phoenix - ...

Judge - Seriously, you're not going to stop me? All right, the Wii is most definitely --!

Objection!

Objection!

Phoenix - Clearly, the DS Lite could not have been the culprit. Thus, the only other possibility ... Spanish conquistadors!

Maya - My sworn enemies!

Phoenix - No, no. You are not a Mayan, dammit. Do you even have a fully-functioning brain?

Maya - I'm going to channel Thor and kick your ass, man.

Phoenix - Well, I guess that just about wraps things up here. And remind to to kill whoever keeps showering this entire courtroom with confetti every time I win.

- Wii: 93,708 101,623 (52.03%)
- DS Lite: 89,287 255,591 (74.11%)
- PSP: 48,804 69,382 (58.71%)
- PS3: 25,531 44,413 (63.50%)
- PS2: 22,663 29,374 (56.45%)
- Xbox 360: 9,035 9,200 (50.45%)
- Game Boy Micro: 1,959 1,352 (40.83%)
- GBA SP: 1,547 817 (34.56%)
- Gamecube: 611 647 (51.43%)
- GBA: 79 22 (38.60%)
- DS Phat: 41 34 (45.33%)

[Source: Media Create]

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