[Update 1: Fixed a minor error in the regular sales chart.]

Think you can handle this beast of a puzzle? If you're that kind of lazy, uncerebral gamer who already looked at GameFAQs because they got stuck at the first temple in Twilight Princess, well, go ahead and check after the break for the regular sales numbers format and crossword answer key. But where's the fun in that? Print out a copy and grab your pencil; it's the Thanksgiving spirit!

Across

2. Thirteen across times three, plus two down, plus nine down, plus five across (DS Lite units sold)
5. A robot bounty hunter: IG-__
6. A code for one's location
7. The atomic number of Meitnerium
9. The zip code of Wampum, PA (PS2 units sold)
11. Nine across plus fourteen down (PSP units sold)
12. Eight down times five (Game Boy Advance units sold)
13. Freebie - 42099 (PS3 units sold)
14. Consecutive digits in ascending order

Down

1. Sixty-two squared, plus six across (Xbox 360 units sold)
2. Seven across times eleven (Game Boy Advance SP units sold)
3. I don't feel like giving you this clue. Oh well. (DS Phat units sold)
4. Three down reversed
8. Bond, sans one (Xbox units sold)
9. The year in which Ferdinand I of Castile and Leon becomes king of Spain (Game Boy Micro units sold)
10. Two to the power of nine, plus two (Gamecube units sold)
14. Fourteen across minus thirty-four

[Source: Media Create]