Tenchu is a bad ninja

by Nikki Inderlied { Aug 30th 2006 at 11:00AM }

We all already know that ninjas are better than pirates. They are crafty, skilled, live by honor, have a dojo and hide in trees. How could some sea-dwelling, loud-mouthed pirate ever beat that? It couldn't. End of discussion.

Recently, ninjas were very disappointed by one of their own. Tenchu: Dark Secret just didn't quite represent.

In fact, it did such a horrible job of holding up the ninja honor that IGN only scored it a 3.5. Ouch Tenchu, ouch.

We didn't quite understand what went wrong. The PlayStation version rocked and now we have this awkward DS version with dodgy controls, crap graphics and mute-worthy sound.

Looks like the score for Tenchu: Dark Secret is now:

Pirates: 1
Ninjas: 0

Tags: NInjas, Nintendo DS, NintendoDs, Tenchu, Tenchu Dark Secret, TenchuDarkSecret

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)

20XX @ Aug 30th 2006 2:11PM

Wow, IGN scores go lower than 7?

Wilson @ Aug 30th 2006 3:51PM

ARRR Ninja scum! Pirates R Better since they don't have to follow dumb honor.

Kefka @ Aug 31st 2006 11:12AM

For what it's worth, ninja distinctly LACKED honour, generally giving their skills to the highest bidder. Or something.

Pity this game turned out crap... I didn't have the best expectations, but this is terrible.

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